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Do you know why my name is Breakable Man? It's because I am made of glass! I love potatoes! Oops, was that out loud? Dang, my secret's out now! I didn't want to tell you this, but I guess I must. I am.......a cannibal! I love to eat potatoes! Chips, French fries, tatter tots, you name it! Anything that is a potato, I will eat! Anyway, I grew up like any normal potato, shedding my potato skin, almost getting eaten everyday. For some reason, only potatoes who went to college got the, "privilege" to get eaten! It's a nightmare! I'm lucky to be alive right now, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to continue my cannibalistic way of life........I'm going to go now......BYE! |