Favorite Joke: |
One guy walked into a bar and asked the waitress can i please have a toothpick, so she gave him a toothpick, another guy walks in and asked the waitress can i please have a toothpick, so she gave him a toothpick, another guy walks in and asks her can i please have a toothpick so she gave him a toothpick, by know she's been wondering why have all these guys been asking for a toothpick, so another guy walks in and asks the waitress for a straw, the waitress said why do you want a straw all the other guys have been asking for a toothpick, he said, someone spude out front and all the chunky bits are gone. |